Thursday, September 20, 2007

What would Chuck Norris do? I'll tell you.

I have discovered a deep well of hilarity embedded within the wonderful world that is the internet. Apparently, there is an underground group of Chuck Norris...well, groupies. They have assembled a list of Chuck Norris facts.
Here are a few tasty tidbits....

--Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

--Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

--Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

--Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."

--How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.