What would Chuck Norris do? I'll tell you.
I have discovered a deep well of hilarity embedded within the wonderful world that is the internet. Apparently, there is an underground group of Chuck Norris...well, groupies. They have assembled a list of Chuck Norris facts.
Here are a few tasty tidbits....
--Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
--Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
--Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
--Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."
--How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
posted by Samantha_K @ 3:50 PM
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